Just of few highlights of the past few weeks....
Kayla : Yes!!
Kat : I could roast a marshmallow on your back
Luanne : I wish I was a dog so I could lick out the rest. (speaking about frozen yogurt, don't we all wish we could do that?? :) )
Terri : Those shoes are very gender neutral
Kat : Yea mom, because I'm going to come back from Peru as a boy
Kat : Yea mom, because I'm going to come back from Peru as a boy
(one of my favorites!) Terri : The two of you aren't that much fun together, you have to have a third person to torture
"I puked in that median once." "Me too"
Mark : Have I ever told you my theory on squirrels? If they could figure out traffic patterns they would rule the world. Fortunately for us, they haven't figured out that the street is trouble.
"I ordered Kama Sutra, ahhh I don't know why I said that!!"
Erin : Do you know what Mahi Mahi is? It's Dolphin!!!
Kayla & Kat : NOOOOOO it's a fish... I'll google it ... yea thats what Mahi Mahi looks like.
Mark, Terri, and Kat : That's Door? Dora?? NO DOOR!
Erin : I can't breathe!!!
Kat : That's because all of that went into your trap!!
Ahhh tumbleweed!!
Ahhhhh it's like a WHOLE tree!
Erin : Yes! Are you google translating??
Kat : No. I'm texting Lindsay
Kat : Is that a cactus?? Cool! :: gleam in eye::
Kat : You have to sleep with puppies. You have to chain them down... just kidding
Lindsay : What time is it?? Where is my water?? EVIL BASTARD! ANDALE! ANDALE!! .... I'm gonna order another one (This pretty much sums up margarita night :) )
"Why did you do that?" "Yea because I meant to!"
Kat : I want to practice my spanish with you (in australian accent)
Erin : Who is this?!?
All collectively:ADELE!!!!
Erin : OKAY!!!
Kat : Nope, you just sat in weird water juice. (a chinese noodle haha)
Kirsten : Nope, you need more alcohol than I do
Dustin : It's T-shirt time!! (to the weirdo with no shirt in the car next to us)
"You're wearing Kswiss. What is this 1998?? " mmmm Gay Paul
Kirsten : Is this too much cleavage?
Kayla : Nope
Kirsten : I'm asking the wrong person. KRAFT!!!!!
Prepackaged jello shots??
Erin : Is that a dirt bike?? Thats the noise of my childhood, i'd recognize it anywhere!
I think it's a lawn mower.
I saw you trying to bang some dude at Picklemans
It wasn't some dude, his name was Jack and he bought me a sandwich
Erin : The only thing I'm concerned about is boneless hams.
Karen : You're foot is piercing my soul
Karen : I'm going to run over these bitches
Kayla : You're not even driving.
Not one of you can read this and tell me you didn't laugh... what amazing memories we are making :)
